"My name is Alice and I come from a world you may not understand."

THE NEON DEMON

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FADE IN:

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NEON IN

Director NICOLAS WINDING REFN accidently spills powdered make-up all over his camera.

DIRECTOR NICOLAS WINDING REFN

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how a stylistic choice is born. I’ll throw in some glitter for good measure.

He accidentally spills a SHIPPING CONTAINER’S WORTH OF GLITTER all over his camera. Just, ALL OF THE GLITTER. ALL OF IT.

DIRECTOR NICOLAS WINDING REFN

FUCK! I mean, STYLE!

(jazz hands)

INT. NEON PHOTO SHOOT

ELLE FANNING is a model posing as someone who has been MURDERED.

By NEON.

Creepy photographer KARL GLUSMAN snaps pictures of her while suffering from a severe case of Resting Jack Torrance-Face.

ELLE FANNING

That’s the look of a man that a beautiful young starlet wants to be alone with. We’re dating now.

(pause)

Why does my dress look like it’s made out of wrapping paper?

JENA MALONE

Oh, hello Elle. I’m a make-up artist. My God, you are just the prettiest thing I’ve ever seen. I could just eat you alive.

ELLE FANNING

Well thanks. That’s really nice of you to--

JENA MALONE

Eat you alive.

ELLE FANNING

--say. I’m new to Los Angeles and don’t know many people. Maybe we could hang out or--

JENA MALONE

EAT YOU ALIVE.

ELLE FANNING

We’re friends now.

INT. NEON NIGHTCLUB WITH EXTRA NEON

ELLE meets up with JENA and her model friends ABBEY LEE and BELLA HEATHCOTE.

ABBEY LEE

Holy moly Jena, you weren’t kidding about how gorgeous Elle is.

BELLA HEATHCOTE

I know! And those eyes! They look so very tasty!

ELLE FANNING

Gee guys, you’re making me blush.

BELLA HEATHCOTE

TASTY.

ABBEY LEE

LIKE DESSERT. MMMMMM.

(salivates)

ELLE FANNING

I am the best at picking friends.

JENA MALONE

So Elle, how much sex are you having?

ELLE FANNING

Um, none? I’m a pure unsoiled ingénue, silly!

JENA MALONE

That’s perfect. We need a friend like you, Elle. There’s nothing we coven of girls wouldn’t SACRIFICE for each other. Now come, let us pose stylishly in the techno strobe lighting room.

They all proceed to GET SCHWIFTY.

Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word

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